A lot of folks can’t understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
are located in
NO? Didn’t think So.
- Ronnie Shakes"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
- Ronnie Shakes